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Baby cat 💙
15:48:42
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Baby cat 💙
15:48:47

If you thought those were expensive these will kill you

Bürd
15:49:9

Ok but here me out: $5 scissors from target

Fuc wait

Hear*

Baby cat 💙
15:49:23

But these aren't scissors

Baby cat 💙
15:49:29

They are shears and they are made for cutting hair

Ab the buck (open pm)
15:49:35

Why tho

But are they sharp

Baby cat 💙
15:49:43

Because they will last forever

Baby cat 💙
15:49:54

Yes but the blades are designed differently and will push the hair and not cut it evenly

Ab the buck (open pm)
15:49:59

So Will a good 20 Dollar pair i bet

Bürd
15:50:1

Boneless scissors

Isher
15:50:4

So feathering shears?

Baby cat 💙
15:50:5

Nope

Baby cat 💙
15:50:12

Kinda?

Baby cat 💙
15:50:23

Basically the more money you put into your equipment the longer they will last

Baby cat 💙
15:50:31

I bought some for a hundred and fifty and they only last me a half of a year

I dont know much about cutting hair. I just find things interesting.

Baby cat 💙
15:50:53

It definitely is, I don't know that they were this expensive till I started

Gotta brave the traffic and drive home now. This is gonna suck

Bürd
15:51:7

Did it work?

Ab the buck (open pm)
15:53:55

Ye

:)

⚜Kada🎸 🔜Knotfest 2019
15:55:25

ege

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Ab the buck (open pm)
15:55:36

Eg

Can I offer you some iced ketchup?

Can I offer you some iced ketchup?
Split/Vee *Quack*
16:2:49

I've considered getting a tattoo myself but I would definitely get it in a spot that is not visible

🌻 猫ーさま🌻 ($572.20/$850) {@Floofer Admin}
16:3:18

My teacher indirectly called this infernal bitch a slut and she was grinning about it

🌻 猫ーさま🌻 ($572.20/$850) {@Floofer Admin}
16:3:21

The girl didn't get it

Cinnabun
16:3:29

I’m getting more tattoos soon

Artsy Pride
16:3:49

but why

Deadly Kool Aid🌻 @DENFUR-CRT
16:4:14
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Bürd
16:4:29

Once again I’m attacked for offering a new idea

Bürd
16:4:30

Smh

Cinnabun
16:5:21

I’ll take iced ketchup

Marstan 🇩🇰
16:6:2

The world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish teacher. She shouted the word "quiet" at 121.7 decibels - a sound as loud as a thunderclap or a chainsaw.@googlefactss#funfact

⚜Kada🎸 🔜Knotfest 2019
16:6:20
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Marstan 🇩🇰
16:6:27
Bürd
16:6:39

You don’t have a choice

Bürd
16:6:42

None of you do

Amara Rain
16:7:9

I forget how active this chat is omg

Bürd
16:7:53

Lmao he fucking dies at the end

Cinnabun
16:10:9

Heheh

Cinnabun
16:10:13

Okay

Ab the buck (open pm)
16:11:0

I have loosed 3,000 orbeeze into my home

sonic

got delayed to february 14 2020

⚜Kada🎸 🔜Knotfest 2019
16:11:48

Oh noooo

diobolical
16:11:49

Nice

Ab the buck (open pm)
16:13:23

I punched a bowl of orbeez and it sounded super moist and weird

Zabivaka™ (Not PM Friendly)
16:13:53
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Split/Vee *Quack*
16:14:22

I will probly get laughed at but I had considered getting my characters rumper sticker on my own flank XD

ah shit here we go again

𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖓 𝕺𝖋 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖆𝖗𝖊𝖙𝖍
16:14:38
Zabivaka™ (Not PM Friendly)
16:14:54

Grove Street, home. Least it was until I fucked errthing up.

Zabivaka™ (Not PM Friendly)
16:15:8
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what the fuck is this sticker pack

Bürd
16:16:6

A lot of no no squares

Zabivaka™ (Not PM Friendly)
16:16:7

Doubles.

Zabivaka™ (Not PM Friendly)
16:16:10

Of course.

Zabivaka™ (Not PM Friendly)
16:16:20
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Cheap Trick at one point held the record for world's loudest concert. I want to say it was a measured 120 dB.

🛑 ✋🏼

Zabivaka™ (Not PM Friendly)
16:16:37
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Ab the buck (open pm)
16:16:40

Wait science time

after concert be like: many people have been gotten deaf

Zabivaka™ (Not PM Friendly)
16:17:14
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Hey guys

How do you get a one armed no legged guy out of a tree

Ab the buck (open pm)
16:20:30

Okay science time is over

Someone in a group I'm in: "I'll never own a Japanese rifle, they're awful." Me: "...Didn't you buy a new Browning last year?"

Ab the buck (open pm)
16:20:54

Orbeez can be used for purposes outside of orbeez

Bürd
16:21:7

Consumption

Ab the buck (open pm)
16:21:12

Possibly

Ab the buck (open pm)
16:21:31

I filled a condom full of orbeez and threw it and it stuck onto the refrigerator

Ab the buck (open pm)
16:21:35

It's staying up there

Isher
16:24:4

Current record holder.

Current record holder.

When I saw Tool, I want to say it was probably around 100-110dB in volume. Wasn't too bad.

⚜Kada🎸 🔜Knotfest 2019
16:25:32

Yikes X3

Isher
16:26:0

Well, I mean, Brownings have been made by Miroku in Japan for some time now...and they're fine.

Same people who would probably argue that a Pontiac GTO isnt a Holden

⚜Kada🎸 🔜Knotfest 2019
16:26:47

I haven't seen any new brownings at all

Artsy Pride
16:26:48

who here is going to RESPECT THE VETS on monday?

They look...the same

Isher
16:27:2

:P

⚜Kada🎸 🔜Knotfest 2019
16:27:4

Oof

Artsy Pride
16:27:30
Artsy Pride
16:27:39

^respect the vets

gimme hugs

Graeth
16:29:19
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Ab the buck (open pm)
16:35:11

Sup all

𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖓 𝕺𝖋 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖆𝖗𝖊𝖙𝖍
16:37:44
Isher
16:39:0

Time to shave face :V

Cojiro
16:46:54